Chicks, Man.

Ah ha. The post you've been waiting for...The one about girls. I'm not quite sure what to say about some of them, yet, as there are a few works in progress, but I can at least give y'all the rundown of who will be showing up as blog subjects from time to time, names obviously changed to protect the innocent and the guilty:

Apples: My work wife. Cute, straight, funny, smart, sorority girl, recently engaged. A Class A nut in the best way possible.

Bosslady: It's a love/hate relationship.

Mama: Soon to be former landlady. The love of my life. The bane of my existence.

Slim: One of my best friends. Lives a few hours away in the town we went to college in. Cool ass white girl, lesbian, semi-playa. My platonic boo.

Stem: My 2nd ex-work wife. Super sexy. Super thick. Super single. Semi-touchy-feely-flirty (with me, anyway). Lesbian? Is playing hard to get (and I don't like it). Ongoing crush and lust at first sight. The potential girl of my dreams.

Sunshine: A former college roommate. Sorority girl. My ex-boo. Super smart. Super cute. Super bubbly. Straight? Very touchy-feely-flirty. A genuine sweetheart, or so I thought. The first person to break my heart. Everybody loves or is in love with this girl.

Super Fahn G. (SFG): Apple's best friend. A teacher. Engaged and head over heels, or so it seems. Touchy-feely-flirty (Clearly, I have a type). Straight? A former crush. A current object of admiration. We had a connection the first time we met.

Dubs: Ex-work wife from my ex-job. College student. Touchy-feely-flirty. Straight. A full out playa on the surface. A hermit on the inside. Former lust at first sight. Current wing man.