K's Random Thought of the Day #8

The next time somebody asks me why I'm gay, I'm going to tell them I was bitten by a rabid drag queen as a child.

K's Random Thought of the Day #7.1

You know it was good if I involuntarily call you a bitch.

K's Random Thought of the Day #7

Damn, I needed that. Now I need a nap.

K's Random Thought of the Day #6

If I don't post a random thought of the day, does that mean I didn't think that day?

K's Random Thought of the Day #5

The bad thing about kicking it with a nurse is that she's usually not around to take care of me when I need it. *sneezes* *wraps comforter tighter around self* *sips Tylenol from the bottle*

K's Random Thought of the Day #4.1

If you can't love her in public, how much do you really love her?

K's Random Thought of the Day #4

It took a lot longer for Chris Brown nude pics to come out than I thought it would. But if he has a girlfriend now, who else was he sending dick pics to, unless the gf was the one who leaked them?

K's Random Thought of the Day #3

You know it's a good workout when you have to shit afterwards.

K's Random Thought of the Day #2

I always end up getting what I deserve, whether positive or negative.

K's Random Thought of the Day #1

"I won't put my mouth on or my strap in every girl, but I'll dry hump the shit out of them."